Scariest Pumpkins Ever
We’re not screwing around this Halloween. Ghosts, bats, vampires…whatever. If they can make it into a “sexy ______” costume by throwing some teeth or ears or whatever in a bag and putting a picture of a woman in said teeth and ears and a cheap miniskirt on the front, how scary can it really be?
On the other hand, try making a health insurance company into a sexy Halloween costume. Can’t be done—those guys really are scary.
But we have made them into some of the scariest pumpkins ever. Check it out:
That there is a pumpkin that will deny you for a preexisting condition in a heartbeat.
See our other scary-ass pumpkins, take action, carve your own pumpkin. And if you do manage to make a sexy health insurance costume, tell us how, because that’s remarkable.
Tags: health care reform, insurance companies
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